CHURCH FUNDRAISER IDEA 67 "Jesus Said" and "God Said" Hats and T Shirts! ALL NEW! This product retails for $19.95 each and they make great gifts 67 total items if you sell for $8.00 each = $536 - $350 cost = $186.00 profit
Why am I selling these Shirts and Hats? |
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Boating |
Large = 4 |
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"Jesus" also "said Take The Boat Out", according to "Matthew 14:22," probably to go fishing. "He obviously thought Boating to be critical to the spiritual, moral, and mental well being of every person. Try to remember His words when the engine has conked out, the food is all gone, the radar is broken, the pump has stopped working, the charts went overboard, and you just hit a rock..." |
Fishing |
XL = 4 |
Fishing Hat = 1 |
Jesus DID say "Go Fishing" according to "Luke 5:4" - Check it out... What He did not say is almost as important:. "He said NOTHING about fixing the sink, mowing the lawn, walking the dog, painting the trim, washing the car, cleaning the garage, or weeding the garden." |
Sailing |
Large = 1 |
Sailing Hat = 2 |
Jesus Said, Go Sailing; Luke: 8:22 He did not worry if the sun was out, if the temperature was above 80 degrees, or if anyone had their latte. He also did not have much patience with crew members who got queasy in big water, whined about onboard accomodations, could not read weather conditions, or who questioned the Captain's orders. |
Motorcycling |
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Motorcycling Hat = 2 |
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Happy Birthday (Old is Good) |
2XL = 1 |
Old is Good Hat = 3 |
SHIRT SAYS: "Jesus said, 'Old is Good'" Luke 5:39 Unfortunately he was probably referring to wine, cheese, antiques, rock n' roll, violins, vintage cars and dinosaurs. |
Hunting |
XL = 2 |
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"God Said Go Hunting Jer 16:16; He gave you wilderness skills and intellect so that you would be successful. Remember those gifts when the only "signs" you see say "No Hunting", you are 10 miles from camp, the temperature has dropped 20 degrees, it's starting to rain very hard, your new boots are not in fact waterproof, your rain gear is back at camp along with your hunting license, and the guy coming up the path is a game warden." |
Music / Choir |
L = 1 |
Music Hat = 2 |
God Said "Remember His expectations when the piano is out of tune, the drummer can't keep a beat, the conductor is crazy, everyone else is flat, you have the wrong music, and your solo just started without you..." Psalm 98:4 |
Teachers |
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Teacher Hat = 2 |
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| Firefighting |
XL = 6 |
Fireman Hat = 4 |
Red cotton T shirt. Great for the Fireman! MESSAGE: When Jesus Said, "Be Not Afraid" Matt 17:7, he probably knew that Firemen would claim that they are Fearless |
| Police | ![]() XL = 1 |
Police Hat = 1 |
Blue cotton T shirt. Great for the Policeman! MESSAGE: When Jesus Said, "Be Not Afraid" Matt 17:7, he probably knew that Police would claim that they are Fearless |
| Golfing |
XL = 1 |
Golf Hat = 5 |
Green Cotton T shirt. MESSAGE: When Jesus said, "Rest and Relax" Mark 6:31 He probably meant you should golf. He said nothing about fixing the sink, mowing the lawn, walking the dog, painting the trim, washing the car, cleaning the garage, or weeding the garden. |
| Nurses |
XL = 2 |
Nurse Hat = 2 |
Light Blue cotton T shirt. Great for the Nurse! MESSAGE: When Jesus Said, "Be Not Afraid" Matt 17:7, he probably knew that Nurses would claim that they are the Greatest |
| Army |
XL = 2
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Soldier Hat = 2
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Green cotton T shirt. Great for the Soldiers! MESSAGE: When Jesus Said, "Be Not Afraid" Matt 17:7, he probably knew that Soldiers would claim that they are Fearless |
| Airforce |
Airmen Hat = 2 |
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| Coast Guard |
Coasties Hat = 2 |
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Bicycling |
XL = 1 |
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Jesus Said, "Rest and Relax", Mark 6:31, He probably meant you should Bike So enjoy climbing the hills, outrunning the dogs, fighting the traffic, riding in rain, and fixing the flats. |
Work Out |
XL = 1 |
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Jesus Said, "Rest and Relax", Mark 6:31, He probably meant you should Work Out He said NOTHING about flavored water, "level 1", headphones, New Year's Resolutions, personal trainers, fashion gear, energy bars, diet supplements, or spandex. |
Fishing |
XL = 1 |
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Jesus Said, "Show Me the Fish" Matthew 14:18 He didn't want to hear about how many got away; or, "hext time"; or, problems with tackle. It was time to eat and He just wanted to see the fish. Wonder why He didn't just believe the Fishermen? |